Okay, I’ve been reading up on Aliens and UFOs and crap. I stopped short at ghosts and apparitions. I won’t bother giving you links, but trust me, there’s lots of stuff on the interwebs. There’s no evidence ’cause the sneaky Greys are fast and super stealthy, but there’s bucket loads of hearsay. Google UFO or Alien Moon Base and spend (like I did) a good 40-60 hours reading your eyes out.

Then go out and get some Sun. We need Vitamin A.

The Story So Far . . .

It seems the Greys and the Reptilians are baddies. The US Military snubbed the Nordics (who wanted to announce their presence and needed diplomatic assistance) and did a deal with the Greys because the Nords wouldn’t freely part with their technology. Neil Armstrong was told to piss off by aliens on the moon and every single Apollo mission was closely shadowed by UFOs driven by intelligent beings.

Some say the Greys hail from a hollowed out part of the North Pole

Luckily for us, the beautiful (7 foot plus) Nordics (who are flanked by perfectly formed human assistants and are the most advanced of all the 300 or so alien races NASA and the military have catalogued) are on their way here and they’ve told the US Government / Majestic 12 and the Freemasons to let the religious leaders of the world know of their imminent arrival. So as not to upset us. They’re 30 light years away and left about 3 years ago at Warp 5. The Nordic fleet will get here in 2013 to welcome us into the galactic family with or without US Military assistance.

Now all this sounds like a big fat crock of shit, right? . . . RIIIIIGHT?

Well, there’s an awful lot of smoke. I’ve read the whole Roswell thing – including actual 1947 newspaper clippings which went on about a crashed saucer and I’ve triangulated stories told by different people about the same event/s. Basically, it all seems to add up. Thank Jesus the Great (and possibly back-engineered Alien technology) for the internet. Without it, I’d be the proverbial blind man in his coal cellar hunting around for Sooty the cat.

Now I know the following things . . .

• There are alien bases on the dark side of the moon
• Many planets probably have them but NASA blurs the photos
• There are hundreds of species of super-stealthy Aliens who visit us regularly
• People are abducted and tracked by UFOs and Aliens (probably Greys)
• Aliens are probably neither friendly nor aggressive by nature
• UFOs like to hang around water

. . . I feel privileged.

I’m going to let you do the research, but because I know you’re keen to start now, I’m giving you something to set you off. I looked up the infamous STS-115 Space shuttle mission on the NASA archives website and the third picture of only about 8 pictures there, was this one…

I’m not going to give this the grace of analysis. I mean for God’s sake. This is clearly a space dolphin (click pic for a hi-rez version).

Here’s a 10 minute video of the STS115 mission just to contextualise what you are looking at. Now remember that these things are fast. Often faster than a camera shutter. It’s amazing stuff if you believe it.

We’re in trouble people. 2013. Hopefully we won’t be annihilated by an asteroid in 2012 like the Mayans predicted. I wanna see the Nordics and their little Nordic kids. We can all hold space hands together.